Monday, June 18, 2007

Aimee's AM Adventures

This morning started out as lively as usual (read: not at all). I saw two of the 4 regular kitties - and no doggy.

And as I reached about halfway to work, I was propositioned. But not in a creepy way (this time). A guy was approaching, and he said, "hey! Want to go to breakfast?" I told him I was on my way to work and couldn't. (you know, because normally I'm totally down for breakfast with strangers).

The highlight? He was neither homeless or touching himself when he asked. Whew!

13 comments:

Julie said...

LOL!!!!

I thought you went to breakfast with strangers all the time.

SO DAMN FUNNY!

reevesfarm said...

Lucky, I always get the freak pervert "loving himself" next to me at a red light. Don't you just love it when they thrust their hips up so you can get a better view...Lucky for them I don't carry a pistol.

I do however, now carry my camera...Can't wait to see one of their faces as the flash goes off!!!!

Carrie said...

You make me want to rethink moving to California.

L Sass said...

Why didn't you go??? FREE BREAKFAST!!

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Lara said...

yeah, i try to eat with strangers at least three times a week. you know, just to keep life interesting. 'cause my life is sooo boring, don't you know. ;)

alyndabear said...

Score, Aimee! *shimmies*

reformattingmybrain said...

Geesh Aimee, I can't believe you didn't go - I ask strangers to go to breakfast with me all the time (read: sarcasm)! haha You crack me up.

Angela said...

Ha, great excuse. Wouldn't want to hurt is creepy little feelings or anything.

LaLa said...

Man, that really. made. me. laugh.

My cab drive told me to tell my gay flatmate that he is "stupid for being gay when he has such a beautiful woman in the house".

Surprisingly, he had all of his teeth.

I had to point out that I know EXACTLY where he has been and I am NOT interested in him changing his sexual preferences for me!

Freckle Face Girl said...

hahahaha! Just take it as a nice compliment then!

Lindsey said...

You are such a hottie. Last night when I was walking Bugs, a man came out of his house to say "I love seeing a pretty girl being walked by her dog," because Bugs totally walks me and not the other way around. Then when I got home I saw my neighbor (who is an older guy and a total sweetheart, but a redneck) in his sports car with his teenage grandson and I said "I love seeing two good looking men in a nice car" and he said "you're the prettiest girl on the block." Yeah, you and I are pretty much the same person, except I was totally on the giving end of the pervyness. You should move here. :-)

Aimee said...

Lindsey - are you saying you want to be pervy at me?! I'm so there. hehe.