I wish I had more to say about ANTM. I would really like to recap, but not much happened. Tyra didn't let us see the 1000s of girls that applied (perhaps there were only 35 hopefuls at all?!) So we went straight to the top 35, and took them to the ANTM Prepatory Academy, with school uniforms and everything.
and imagine the shock these girls had when they went to the academy and saw, "Miss and Mr. Jay" Who were these bitches expecting?! GRRRR.
So, I just have to say that I'm totally unimpressed this cycle. It's the least attractive group of women I've seen outside of Walmart in a very long time. There are a couple of cute girls. This would include Allison (who looks like a pretty version of Sarah Silverman) and then the "Aimee" who I think is pretty - but not in her photo on the UPN website. I liked the other "Amy" who reminds me of crazy Lisa, only cute. And there is a sexy girl - Katazylhiojwer something or other. But she probably won't last.
And then there is Velveeta, er Marvita. Who I loathe. She was on it last year and she was a bitch - and now she's had therapy (every tuesday!) and now she's, uh, still a bitch. And Fatima, who had genital mutilation and will never have sex "with a man" (??) Who everyone likes now that they've heard her story, but who everyone pretty much thought she was a conceited bitch too. (and she's not pretty - everything about her is too orange and angular). I'm not a huge fan of big chinned Kimberly either. Or Stacey Ann and her squeeeeeeeeky voice. I want to stab her with a lawn dart. Ironically I like the freaky girl though - she's just ugly enough to actual turn out a good photo.
Every one else was inconsequential - even Claire, who is drinking her own breast milk so she can still breast feed her baby when she's sent home.
So yeah, here are my predictions. In two weeks Aime will be gone (because I like her) and Allison will be the bitch of the house. Marvita will make it to the top three along with weird eyebrowed Dominique - who will totally win.
You heard it here first.
So yeah, after subjecting you to all this ugly - I give you...
Pretty!
Me and Emily
5 comments:
HAHA! I am dying at the lawn dart comment! So funny. I have it DVR'd but I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. The breast milk thing? I think I just threw up a little.
I kinda like Claire... but you and Emily are much cuter, for sure!
I just can't bring myself to watch ANTM...it's bad enough I watch Make Me a Supermodel and Rock of Love. Seriously, my brain is rotting.
You and Em are definitely pretty...and whoever took that picture, well, she must be pretty, too ;)
Aww I miss Emily...
Where has she been?
Hey Aimee! Thanks for dropping by my blog. Emma is glad you like the Squee. She has lots of it.
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