This entry is similar to the "love/hate" entries that Janet has made so famous. However, considering my cranky state...this one is a little more graphic.
Know what is super duper awesome? A bright sunny day in February
Know what sucks giant donkey wang? Not being able to enjoy it because you have to stay inside.
Know what else is super duper awesome? 70 degree weather. Did I mention that before? And sunshine!
Know what else sucks giant donkey wang? HAVING A F*ing cold.
Another super duper awesome thing? A boyfriend that shares.
And the last sucky thing? A boyfriend that shares HIS GERMS.
Please send drugs.
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What would love be without sharing? ;) Feel better soon!
Hope you feel better soon & can enjoy the sunshine.
I can totally feel the love. He is taking care of you,right?
Donkey dong = no bueno.
When weather like that comes out, I try to bake the cold out. Get well soon.
You better lysol that boyfriend next time he comes home with the germs!
hahaha, I love your donkey wang take on love/hate!ds
Don't tell Janet, but I think I am partial to the giant donkey wang version. More my style...
Know what else sucks giant donkey wang?
Tomorrow is a holiday, so you can't even enjoy calling in sick!!
Feel better!
Awww.....I am sorry you're stuck inside and caught a nasty cold from your b/f....maybe you can panhandle for drug money...
Drugs...
On their way.
Oh dear. Sharing isn't always caring.
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