Thursday, March 13, 2008

Tyra Banks Wants You To Hate Her

I'm pretty sure that we're all in agreement that Tyra Banks is completely off her rocker. She's done some crazy "acting" stunts on America's Next Top Model. Not to mention the fact that she has herself convinced that she can squint and make herself look friendlier.

However, last night, she went from eccentric to Bat Shit CrAzY.

Really, Tyra? A meat packing plant? For photos? Um, k. And also, hammer out some meat and make the girls wear it? And then complain because Aimee looks "like she's smelling something nasty" in the photo. Um, yeah, it's call ANIMAL CARCASS, you asshole.

I'm pretty sure that Tyra just wants to piss off PETA. We've had, what, three episodes and in one they wore fur and this one they wore meat. I'm pretty sure at least one of the girls (if not two) are vegan/vegetarian. It seems really bitchy to create a challenge that will be a real moral struggle for one person - let along just gross. I don't think I saw anyone who was all, "wow! what pretty meat! I can rock it!"

So yeah, ANTM was more painful than usual. But at least Amis is gone. Oh! and I told you that since I liked Allison so much she was gonna turn into a bitch. lol I'm really leaning towards Kelly Kapowski Kat, though she's too pretty and sexy to actually win it.

Maybe Tyra should seriously look into a show called, "America's Next Top Drag Queen" She's already halfway there with her current cast + Jaslene. You go Tyra!

9 comments:

Julie said...

I think that show should be called America's Next Top Crazy Biatch. Because that's what they all become anyway...

Am I right???

B. Good said...

Wait, ANTM is back on the air? LOL, yeah that how out of touch I am!

flutterbyshutter said...

you know what i love about tyra? her blinking. oh and her, 'do you see what i'm doing here and how it's different than yours? see you were like this, but i am like this. you see the difference?' No we do NOT see the difference because you are doing the exact same thing! crazy is an understatement.

p.s. my word verification says yzksoxbf and it's either the lack of sleep or the sugar but i think it makes some sense. i mean Why zeek sox best friend? why?

Viviane said...

You've been tagged!

Lindsey said...

I was watching Best Week Ever and they were making fun of the homeless episode. OMG TYRA IS BATSHIT CRAZY! "I have been homeless for a day" Riiiight...I can dress up to look dirty and sit on the street and by dinner time be back home eating caviar. I can do that too, Tyra.

Kristin said...

I agree with you flutter, I laughed out loud when I read your comment, that is exactly what she does. The show is getting more and more crazy....I am so glad that Amis is gone, she drove me nuts.

Marianne said...

"Maybe Tyra should seriously look into a show called, "America's Next Top Drag Queen"" ... Truer words have never been written, my friend.

alyndabear said...

Tyra.... oh dear. What is she THINKING?

I've not seen this series yet, and doubting that I ever will since LONDON? Where is my ANTM fix?

Ahem. Anyway.

GROSS!

Were there any vegans in the show?

L Sass said...

I was really shocked that none of the girls had reservations about wearing meat! I mean, I am not a vegetarian, but EWWW