Sunday, September 30, 2007

It's Him or Me

Mark and I had this conversation regarding my fear of leaving the house because we have a praying mantis on our porch, as a result of me not being able to move the water hose because that would mean I'd have to walk onto the porch.

Me: "You're in charge of moving the water today. The praying mantis is back."

Mark: "You know this is a little silly. You realize that the females rip of the heads of the males right?"

Me: "yeah, but it could totally fly at me and like, touch me!"

Mark: "I'm male. It could rip my head off!"

Me: "that's a chance I'm willing to take."

8 comments:

Nicole P. said...

Ahahahaha!!! Yeah, Mark should totally be in charge of the water.

B. Good said...

THAT's hilarious. I love your chemistry!

L Sass said...

Waiting patiently here in NYC for photos of Mark being attacked by a praying mantis. If he's in his undies while being attacked, even better.

Julie said...

LOL!!!

That is so funny!
So did he do it? Or did he make you?

Marianne said...

HAHAH!!

Do cats eat praying mantises? I depend on my kitties for all of my bug eliminations :)

*~*Cece*~* said...

I HATE bugs! I would've told him If you don't then I'll rip your head off! ;-)

slinger said...

Hahahaha, that is classic!

Angela said...

I hope Mark doesn't lose his head, but if he does, at least he goes in a blaze of manly glory.