Last night at bowling, I spotted a girl. This girl might have been cute in the 90s. But today, she looked like a hood skank. Not a hood rat. She was thin and had long light brown hair that was just plain. she had on flip flops, tight jeans, and a tank top.
I pointed her out to Mark and said, "She looks like someone you might have dated - in like 1992" (read: someone who would like to ride around in a camaro.)
His reply, "I wasn't dating in 1992."
"Unless she looks like.....
THIS!"
I'm still laughing.
11 comments:
It took me a second, but I am laughing now.
OH. My. GOD. so much better than the "it's called food. i need it to live" smartassedness. priceless.
Ahahhaa. Too funny! You crazy kids.
She has a twin sister too!!
It took me a COUPLE moments to get it, but once I did I choked on my water.
Your blog should have a choking warning on it, Aimee.
this cracked me up...still seems better than a hood skank!
OMG...too funny, I will have to pass this along to Rob.
Love the come-back!
Wow, I'm honestly still laughing!
That is so awesome and hilarious.
Don't you appreciate his honesty? heh
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